(Re)Turn – Chapter 15

(AN: Hello there! After a couple of weeks without any update or anything, here i am bringing out a Re Turn chapter! What? I said i was writing slash felt like writing another story? I have no idea what you are talking about!)
(AN2: As an excuse, i was dragged on a family trip for the previous week and would leave the hotel every day to walk around somewhere. My legs would get home killing me and any mood i might have had for writing, so yeah…)
(AN3: Lastly, working on MMG right now. Chapter should be up next weekend. No promises since i return to classes tuesday though.)
(AN4: i’ll be farming Kulve Taroth today in MH. If anyone have it for Xbox and feels like joining me, just drop a comment. I might make a discord chat or something like that.)


“Test, test…” I said out loud while testing the spell. Good, sounds exactly like her. Feeling satisfied with the result, I slowly squirmed myself out of Mya’s grasp and leapt up to the ground, transforming myself mid-jump so I could be back to my humanoid form.


I turned back to my sleeping owner, who was now starting to seek me in her sleep.


I… Sincerely love her. I’m not sure whether this is loving her as a girl, as a person or as an owner, but I do know that I love her, and a whole lot at that. I’d gut myself dead at the drop of a hat if this meant saving her.


Still, even though I feel so dearly for her…


It doesn’t mean I can resist pranking her.



MH talk. Feel free to ignore. – By Hawx of War

Okay. New monster came out. Decided to try it on today as a way to relieve stress from studying. Of course, being the anti-social bastard that I am, I went for soloing it. What? HP balanced for 16 people? Meh. I can deal with that easy.

Too many hours later, moving on through sheer stupid pride that refused to let me just give in and search for a gathering hall, the horns were broken.

I. Fucking. Did. it.

Kulve Taroth was beaten. The Goat lost her horns.

Status: Weapon + Set used.
Kadachi bow for gold phase (Until horn break), Legiana bow for the rest.
Armor with Constitution, Evade Up, Normal shot Up and a bit of stamina regen.
And poor fire resistance. Can’t have things going my way, can I?

Pursuit level 5. Reward level 15 i think? Didn’t care much for this one tbh.

2 deaths on victory try. Way too many to count on total.

I just came here to say: I fucking did it. And i’ll probably never will try that again. That said, if anyone here have MH for Xbox, please do tell. I might be doing some farming this weekend. (No guarantee though)

Oh yeah. For those who stuck around until now, There should be a ReTurn update tomorrow, then MMG next week.

I shall now die of mental exhaustion. Bye bye!

PS: Fuck her roll.

PS2: Fuck her roll again.

PS3:And once more just to be safe. That thing should just go to hell.

Re:Re Chapter 2

AN: Here, have Re:Re chapter 2.

Hex was currently pacing around a rather bright and extremely clean room. The room had been prepared for her by the cult, which had been… shall we say, ‘extremely persistent’ in insisting she come with them. That was one week ago, and the last week had been one of the easiest in Hex’s life. Food and drink was delivered to him on demand, no matter what he demanded, her clothes were washed almost instantaneously, and not a single one of the cult members dared to do anything that might upset him.

The downside, however, was that there was almost nothing to do. Hex was bored out of his mind, and so spent most of the week practicing his magic in small ways. In the process, he managed to call electricity more than once, and was convinced that he could use it within a reasonable amount of time to knock someone out.

Of course, since the flash-forward stopped on this specific day, that means something important had to happen here. And that’s why, in the middle of his practicing, an alarm went off. The cult member watching over her at the time, her so-called high priest, immediately jumped up.


Monsterventurers – Chapter 02

(AN: Slight April’s fool’s joke title. Will change when day’s over if i remember.)
(AN2: Originally I planned on posting a very long and well emphasized text talking about how I planned on doing absolutely no April’s fools joke whatsoever. Then hammer that point in repeatedly, point out towards my perfectly serious personality and end up with a note that the post had been written on april’s fools… Then actually post an actual innocent chapter.)
(AN3: But then, everything changed when the lazy nation attacked.)
(AN4: Anyway, onto chapter matters: YAY! SLIME GETS A NAME! And for any question you guys might have about her action/Lack there of, ask yourself: Can this be explained by the MC being scatter-brained and single-track minded to anything adventurer related? If yes, that’s your answer. No, seriously, I actually mean it! Wait, this doesn’t work on april’s fools, right? Then… Yeah, that’s totally not the case. There we go.)


Greetings! Here is your favorite slime reporting in!

I… Most regretfully, must I add, finally managed to get myself out of this holiest of places and go back to the streets, after all, I still had other places to explore. Like the church. I mean, yeah, if I could, I would just set up camp and live the rest of my slimy life in there, forever protecting and inhabiting that place.

But, this is an abandoned village, and as much as I want to believe that the holy aura emanated by the guild would keep the monsters away, I shouldn’t let myself get lenient just because of that. Oh yeah, I guess that the church might have helped a bit to keep the monsters away, but nowhere near as much as the guild for sure.

Anyway, yeah. I still have to investigate the rest of the village. Can’t start living in the holy land just yet.


Re:Re Chapter One

WARNING: Story contains mild gore and some strong language. Be advised.

AN: Woohoo, Fency here! Free of War! FREE OF THE QUICKLY! YAYYYYYY! Anyway, here, have this. It’s a comedy, I swear. I promise, it’a a comedy, okay???

“Yo, Hex! What’d I miss yesterday?” A boy called out to Hex from halfway across the courtyard, waving frantically.

The boy called Hex looked over to where his friend, Jordan Wright, was shouting across the campus’ courtyard, and sighed. Hex decided to wait for a moment before responding: “In most classes, just a lecture. However, we did get an essay in English Lit. You’ll probably be fine, our teacher will just give it to you today. Other than that, the other Jordan was smack-talking you. Said something about real men not letting a little stuffy nose keep them down.”

Jordan stared at Hex. “You’re kidding me. That midget thinks he’s a real man? HAH! That midget can’t even reach the cupboards!”

“Oi! Who you calling a midget, midget!” A boy who couldn’t have been an inch shorter than Jordan showed up, retorting to Jordan almost instantly.

“Speaketh of the devil and he shalt appear,” Hex remarked, stepping off to the side to let the two boys named Jordan fight it out.

“I’m calling you a midget, shortie!”

“You’re only two centimeters taller, dwarf!”

Wright’s face contorted in fury. “Oh yeah? Why don’t you go back to the North Pole? I heard Santa wanted his little helper back!”


Adding a new unfortunate soul to this blog

Greetings and happy very close to April’s fools days, but not quite there yet. Since it’s still NOT april’s fools, you can know that what I’m writing here is true. With that said, let’s start.

Some of you might remember a certain someone I call Fency, Aka my PRer, was planning on posting his stories over here, in this blog. Well, he decided to do it in the end. Later today/tomorrow/Over the weekend he’ll start posting his chapters up, so do know that there will be new non-warhawx stuff appearing around here. Still, do give it a try.

As for those wondering, I had said that i would be working on IO next. Willpower roll failed again and I decided to do Monsterventurers 2 to get it rolling before choosing the next story. After all, I still haven’t named the MC, and that’s not exactly great.

With that said and done, hope you guys have a good Easter and a good April’s fools. And as a certain James Blonde said in his video: Beware when leaving your house. That’s a dangerous combination.

Monsterventurers – Chapter 01

(AN: So. I said that I would write IO next. I failed due to sheer lack of willpower. Instead, here’s a story that i had in mind for some time now and decided to put into words two days ago and became a 7.4k words long first chapter. Usually I would explain the summary of the story, but the Character does it better than I could ever do, so just read below for the summary.)
(AN2: As always, Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-fantasy(eventually), adventure, ADVENTURER!, Slice of life (Damn, didn’t expect this one!!), Gender bender (Okay, this one is 100% blamed on Xacual. I was still considering a normal Female MC.))
(AN3: This story is brought to you by the Endless Space 2 Soundtrack. I literally listened to this 80% of the time i was writing this down.)


We’ll reincarnate you, they said. You’ll be in a world of sword and magic, they said. Isn’t that everybody’s dream? They said.


Yeah… I think that’s the last time I’ll ever trust the gods with anything.


Sure. I was reincarnated. Sure, I am in a world of swords and magic. Sure, it was something of a dream of mine to one day become an adventurer. But… But…


I could at least have been reincarnated as a human, right?! Okay, Okay, I would also settle for something like elf or beastman. Maybe even a dwarf! Yeah, I could totally accept a dwarf too, can’t be too choosy, right? Yeah, I also wouldn’t mind even becoming a humanoid monster, like a vampire, werewolf and so on.


Well, at least make me capable of defending myself, you know? That would help me a lot!


But nooo. The gods went ahead and reincarnated me as a slime. A freaking slime!




Dragooness – Chapter 05

Despite what I had expected, morning classes had gone extremely smoothly. Even when we were in the period between classes, there wasn’t anything big happening, seeing how Lumiera kept a tight guard around me all the time.


On one hand I felt that she might have been overdoing it, but on the other hand, I was glad she did it since she kept the incoming questions limited to only one at a time. Besides, from the way it seemed, the Grandmaster’s explanation during the morning assembly had already answered some of the more pressing matters.


For the last morning class, the students were split between their courses, so Lumiera had to go to her specialized magic class while I had to go to fencing classes.


Though I say that, I had been excused from class both because my sword’s handle had been broken and because the medics insisted on me avoiding extraneous physical activity. However, I didn’t really felt like just sitting in a corner of the room and simply watch the others, so after at least doing some stretchings, something that gathered a lot of attention for various different reasons.


Dragooness – Chapter 04

(AN: Hello hello! Just coming in to say that i’ll drop Dragooness… … …. Doing this joke twice in a row isn’t as funny, is it?)
(AN2: ANYWAY, some more Rene, Manah and Lumiera for everyone who was waiting for them! Getting a bit more into Rene’s and Lumiera’s personality in this chapter, so hope you guys enjoy it.)
(AN3: Will be moving Dragooness to its own page on the next chapter’s launch.)
(AN4: Not much else to talk here besides what I said yesterday. Except maybe saying for the sixth time that i’m considering starting a patreon for myself. (@otteras See? Six now!))(Yeah, that was silly. Don’t mind me and carry on.)


“Are you not satisfied with the uniform?” Alleana asked me with a slightly worried tone as I looked at the mirror in front of me. “I guessed you wouldn’t want a feminine uniform, so I tried using the male one as a basis.”


“Yeah. And I’m really thankful for that, but…” I looked at the mirror before me.