Idol

Summoned net idol – Chapter 6

(AN: Quick warning, some ecchi in this chapter. Not sure if it counts for NSFW, but you have been warned.)

As my rage subsided, I finally took a deep breath and calmed down, throwing myself on the couch and letting the pillows absorb me into its midst. Wielding an equal amount of anger towards myself and the gods, I started to finally get the size of the problem I had gotten myself into. After some time of thinking, I finally turned towards the magician and said.

 

“By any chance, you wouldn’t be able to undo a god’s curse, would you?” I asked while making a shot in the dark.

 

“…I see…” Merlin said with a nod and making a pensive pose. “Indeed, it would be possible for me to undo the curse.”

 

…Whaaat?

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Summoned Net Idol – Chapter 5

I sighed while following the magician inside the house, confusion and anxiety filling my head as we crossed the stony halls and pathways. With the magician leading our group, me and the priestess walked in the middle, while the mysterious swordsman came following us behind.

 

While there was a clear amount of bloodlust coming from the girl right at my side, I couldn’t feel anything of the like coming from either the magician, who hummed a happy song, or the swordsman, who was oddly quiet all this time.

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Summoned net idol – Chapter 4

(AN: I’M EVIL! I LIED! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!)

I don’t know whether it was a lucky sign or a sad one that the priestess didn’t try to attack me while I was laying down in the snow, almost literally laughing my worries away in the snow trying to calm myself down. It took me almost ten minutes of doing so before I could finally stand up and look around.

 

It was clear as day that we had been transported somewhere else that was nowhere close to the place we were before. As confused that I was, I decided to actually enjoy such occasion as it meant that I had escaped with my life.

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Summoned net idol – Chapter 3

(AN: Three cheers for early release! Hip, hip, GUACAMOLE!)
(AN2: What? I like the word. Sounds funny. Heh. Guacamole… Heheh.)

As I came back from my pit of memories, I let out a long sigh, feeling as my whole body seemed to reply to it by the weight in my chest wobbling slightly. The fact that I’m kind of getting used to it already is REALLY scary, but I guess I shouldn’t be complaining about it for now. While thinking so, a thought crossed my mind, so turning my attention back to my cellphone, I asked the gods on the other side about something.

 

“Wait a second. How the hell did you guys know about the name Aszuci? I’m pretty sure I never spoke about it before?” I asked dubiously.

 

“Hmph. You think that I, the god of technology wouldn’t know about your default name for female characters?” Geeky said with a proud tone. (more…)

Summoned Net Idol – Chapter 2

You are probably wondering what mess I got myself in and why the hell I am blaming myself, right? Well, to know that, we have to go back in time.

 

And no, this isn’t a time-traveling story, it’s just a flashback, alright?

 

Good. Well, first we should start with who I am, correct? Well, as you might have heard previously, I’m called Aszusi right now. But that wasn’t always the case. Not even close to be honest.

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Summoned Net Idol – Chapter 1

Here we go again. New story! Yay! Anyway, Long story short, since this managed to over-take dollmancer right after i had announced the winner of the last “post next” poll, i decided  that it’d be this one, now, onto the Disclaimer then summary.

DISCLAIMER. GENDER BENDER, MAN TO WOMAN PLAYED FOR THE LOLZ. DISCLAIMER 2: THIS STORY IS EVEN OLDER THAN RETURN, EXPECT NEWBIE MISTAKES! DISCLAIMER 3: I’M IN THE PROCESS OF CHANGING MC NAME FOR A REASON THAT’S WAY TOO SILLY TO BE EXPLAINED. IF YOU SEE INCONSISTENCIES, PLEASE DO TELL. (name might also be temporary… i’m not good at this whole naming thing)

Genres: Comedy(both slapstick and nonsense kind), Fantasy, Gender Bender, Ecchi, adventure.

Summary: Lionel was just another guy who had a normal life with his father and pet. Until he was then summoned to go to another world by a group of incompetent gods. Becoming infuriated by the cliché situation, and losing control of his temper before the retard squad, things take a turn for worse. Were that not already enough, she now ends up unilaterally forced into becoming a net idol of sorts for the literal sake of amusement of the gods while she have to deal with the quest that was bestowed upon her.

Author’s warning: This is an old story, and despite having a higher-than-average chapter count, the idol part still hadn’t been explored up to where I had written, so sorry about this. It’s still part of the story concept, and should it ever be continued, i’ll do my best to make it as ridiculous as possible. ^^

And without further ado, here’s the story:

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Ever had the feeling that you just screwed yourself because you couldn’t keep your trap shut?

 

Well, I might just have done that to myself in a very, VERY bad way.

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