Chapter 1

Re:Re Chapter One

WARNING: Story contains mild gore and some strong language. Be advised.

AN: Woohoo, Fency here! Free of War! FREE OF THE QUICKLY! YAYYYYYY! Anyway, here, have this. It’s a comedy, I swear. I promise, it’a a comedy, okay???

“Yo, Hex! What’d I miss yesterday?” A boy called out to Hex from halfway across the courtyard, waving frantically.

The boy called Hex looked over to where his friend, Jordan Wright, was shouting across the campus’ courtyard, and sighed. Hex decided to wait for a moment before responding: “In most classes, just a lecture. However, we did get an essay in English Lit. You’ll probably be fine, our teacher will just give it to you today. Other than that, the other Jordan was smack-talking you. Said something about real men not letting a little stuffy nose keep them down.”

Jordan stared at Hex. “You’re kidding me. That midget thinks he’s a real man? HAH! That midget can’t even reach the cupboards!”

“Oi! Who you calling a midget, midget!” A boy who couldn’t have been an inch shorter than Jordan showed up, retorting to Jordan almost instantly.

“Speaketh of the devil and he shalt appear,” Hex remarked, stepping off to the side to let the two boys named Jordan fight it out.

“I’m calling you a midget, shortie!”

“You’re only two centimeters taller, dwarf!”

Wright’s face contorted in fury. “Oh yeah? Why don’t you go back to the North Pole? I heard Santa wanted his little helper back!”

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Monsterventurers – Chapter 01

(AN: So. I said that I would write IO next. I failed due to sheer lack of willpower. Instead, here’s a story that i had in mind for some time now and decided to put into words two days ago and became a 7.4k words long first chapter. Usually I would explain the summary of the story, but the Character does it better than I could ever do, so just read below for the summary.)
(AN2: As always, Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-fantasy(eventually), adventure, ADVENTURER!, Slice of life (Damn, didn’t expect this one!!), Gender bender (Okay, this one is 100% blamed on Xacual. I was still considering a normal Female MC.))
(AN3: This story is brought to you by the Endless Space 2 Soundtrack. I literally listened to this 80% of the time i was writing this down.)

 

We’ll reincarnate you, they said. You’ll be in a world of sword and magic, they said. Isn’t that everybody’s dream? They said.

 

Yeah… I think that’s the last time I’ll ever trust the gods with anything.

 

Sure. I was reincarnated. Sure, I am in a world of swords and magic. Sure, it was something of a dream of mine to one day become an adventurer. But… But…

 

I could at least have been reincarnated as a human, right?! Okay, Okay, I would also settle for something like elf or beastman. Maybe even a dwarf! Yeah, I could totally accept a dwarf too, can’t be too choosy, right? Yeah, I also wouldn’t mind even becoming a humanoid monster, like a vampire, werewolf and so on.

 

Well, at least make me capable of defending myself, you know? That would help me a lot!

 

But nooo. The gods went ahead and reincarnated me as a slime. A freaking slime!

 

I CAN’T BECOME AN ADVENTURER IF I’M A SLIME!

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Dragooness – Chapter 01

(AE: If you want to blame anyone for the new story, blame the editor. he was the one who made me come up with this one.)

(AE2: I also blame mid-term tests for the lack of update last week, as well as games and the fact that Kitsune idol was surprisingly difficult to write.)

(AN: *Uses a radio from inside his anti-riot bunker* Soo… new story. Yeah… Hooray? Won’t have any guarantees that this story will continue, but for now I’m already working on a second chapter…)

(AN2: As of right now, there isn’t much idea as to where this story will head towards after the next one or two chapters, so please don’t put your expectations up. Heck, the idea behind this story was pretty much the idea of a blessing gone wrong and me wanting to write something about a dragon girl! (Not to discredit Shelly, but she’s a leviathan. That’s different.) On the other hand, this does mean i’m pretty open for plot suggestions at this point… So yeah… Enjoy?)

(AN3: For those wondering, after I finish the second chapter i’ll probably go work on IO, then MMG)

Summary: Rene is a trainee for a dragoon in a world where magic and steam reigns together, however, for some unknown author-related reason, he was born completely devoid of magic. Barely managing to qualify for an attempt at being presented before the elder dragons so that one of them may present him their blessing, he is instead met with silence. As his hopes start to wane, a dragon makes him an offer that would change his life forever.

Genres: Gender bender (as of chapter 2), Steampunk, Fantasy, action/adventure (?), probably comedy eventually. Maybe slice of life?

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Watching as the next trainee was called for his ceremony, I took a deep breath and tried to calm myself down. I couldn’t help but be a bit hopeful that I’d get a good blessing when it came to meeting with them, however another part of me kept telling me to not get too excited.

 

Trying to keep myself positive while not getting my hopes too high, I once again gripped the handle of my sword while carefully polishing its blade. Keeping my mind away from the issue, I just let the time pass while I sat on the stone bench, waiting together with the ten other trainees for my turn to go in.

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Project Anchor – Chapter 01

Hooray for new story! (*wonders if commenting about gunslinger android helped bump up the poll*) Anyway, this one have a slightly different tone from the usual of my stories, being a bit more serious than usual. (That’s as far as midway through chapter 4. Plan on adding funny characters by then.) That said, onto disclaimers and stuff!

DISCLAIMER. MAN TO WOMAN GENDER BENDER PLAYED HALF SERIOUSLY, HALF FOR PLOT REASONS, AND HALF BECAUSE I SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO WRITE ABOUT POWERFUL MAIN MALE CHARACTERS.

Genres: Sci-fi, comedy (eventually), Slice-of-life (maybe), Action, adventure, game systems (This is the one that will eventually make me hate myself.)

Summary: MC is a member of a high level guild in a Event Horizon Online, a sci-fi Full-immersion-VRMMO, who just defeated the game’s last boss. Deciding to try their luck at the new semi-hardcore server, the guild decide to start over again. However, an accident led by plot happens, and MC dies while inside his gaming rig. This is, of course, only the beginning. (Note: I just noticed, but i don’t think i ever gave the MC’s real name… Oh well. Casualty of distratio*cough*war. Casualty of war…)

AUTHOR’S WARNING: Not so old story this time. On the other hand, there’s a few things i should probably explain. Story is a reincarnated-into-game world of kinds which i do understand, is not for everyone’s tastes, though i do feel like i added a small twist… (which will probably only ever be revealed much later but… Oh well… ). For those who came to this site via a link from Crashed into Fantasy, yes, this story was based on that, but I didn’t take the same route. Finally, since i avoided just info-dumping too much, if there’s any doubt about systems/how stuff works, do say so in the comments and i’ll try to explain them in the most spoiler-free way.

Now, without further ado, here’s the story!

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I had done it. By the time I watched the massive robot falling to its knees before me and stabbing the massive shining sword into the ground, in one last attempt to stand back up, it tried to stretch its left leg, but it exploded into pieces, leading to the machine falling flat onto the ground with way too much force for its unshielded body, destroying the main body and revealing a defenseless core.

 

For a good minute, there was silence as everyone slowly realized the meaning of this scene before us, the massive robot entered a repeated animation of trying to lift itself up, only to slip and fall again.

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Summoned Net Idol – Chapter 1

Here we go again. New story! Yay! Anyway, Long story short, since this managed to over-take dollmancer right after i had announced the winner of the last “post next” poll, i decided  that it’d be this one, now, onto the Disclaimer then summary.

DISCLAIMER. GENDER BENDER, MAN TO WOMAN PLAYED FOR THE LOLZ. DISCLAIMER 2: THIS STORY IS EVEN OLDER THAN RETURN, EXPECT NEWBIE MISTAKES! DISCLAIMER 3: I’M IN THE PROCESS OF CHANGING MC NAME FOR A REASON THAT’S WAY TOO SILLY TO BE EXPLAINED. IF YOU SEE INCONSISTENCIES, PLEASE DO TELL. (name might also be temporary… i’m not good at this whole naming thing)

Genres: Comedy(both slapstick and nonsense kind), Fantasy, Gender Bender, Ecchi, adventure.

Summary: Lionel was just another guy who had a normal life with his father and pet. Until he was then summoned to go to another world by a group of incompetent gods. Becoming infuriated by the cliché situation, and losing control of his temper before the retard squad, things take a turn for worse. Were that not already enough, she now ends up unilaterally forced into becoming a net idol of sorts for the literal sake of amusement of the gods while she have to deal with the quest that was bestowed upon her.

Author’s warning: This is an old story, and despite having a higher-than-average chapter count, the idol part still hadn’t been explored up to where I had written, so sorry about this. It’s still part of the story concept, and should it ever be continued, i’ll do my best to make it as ridiculous as possible. ^^

And without further ado, here’s the story:

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Ever had the feeling that you just screwed yourself because you couldn’t keep your trap shut?

 

Well, I might just have done that to myself in a very, VERY bad way.

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Dollmancer – Chapter 1

(AN: Greetings people, here I am bringing you one more story from Warhawx’s story dump! For now, the title is still a bit something on the works, though it might stay as it is. As always, hope you guys enjoy the story, give a like and a subscribe, click on the bell icon to enter the notification squad and leave a comm… No, wait, this isn’t youtube. *Makes mental note to stop watching too much youtube when writing*. Anyway, as a reminder, despite the fact that Idol is, right now, one vote in front of witch, by the time i wrote the final announcement, they were tied. This is why this is the story being posted. That said, this is one of the short ones, and if you guys want, once this one is done, i’ll start posting the unwilling idol. (And it also gives me some time to fix a few things in that story >.>))

(AN2:FAIR WARNING, THIS STORY CONTAINS MALE TO FEMALE GENDER BENDING PLAYED FOR NO GOOD REASON. IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DO NOT ENJOY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)

 

“Jones, you are fired!” His voice echoed, sounding as stern and heartless as that day.

 

“Wha… why? That wasn’t my fa…” I claimed in despair, but he ignored me, cutting my words short while turning his chair back, as if telling me that the talk was over.

 

“You have one hour to get your things and leave.” He said coldly. “If you are still here, I’ll have security take you out.”

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(Re)Turn – Chapter 01

I felt an odd sensation as the space distorted around me, but i still didn’t stop my unending assault against the very fabric of reality before me. Grabbing and twisting it until it would bend to my will, i quickly opened a rip that was just big enough for my small body to pass by. Quickly changing back to my feral form, i jumped through the space before it twisted itself back into shape, hiding the tear that threatened to destroy the very existence of this world.

 

Well, that is what would happen if i made a mistake, but after a few times doing that, you kind of get the hang of bending the space-time continuum.

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Project MMG – Chapter 01

Michael felt as if a heavy curtain had been lifted from his mind as he started to regain his consciousness. Being someone who was a bit slow to wake up on his own, it still took him at least two minutes of collecting his thoughts to finally earn enough motivation to open his eyes.

 

Even in his slow mind of post-waking up, it took him no more than a few seconds to understand that he was in a place he didn’t recognize. The ceiling wasn’t the wooden roof he was used seeing in the old man’s house. Nor was it the plain ceiling of the house he had been renting.

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Makina – Chapter 01

Author’s corner: Hooray for new story! Well, this is the whole intent of this site, so can’t really blame me for doing even more of them, right? Anyway, on to the story!


“Gerstalt, such a pitiful man you are.” Her voice said, filled with sorrow. “Burdened with the destiny of an entire world, forced to make a choice between destruction and slaughter. Branded as a hero, yet treated as a villain.”

All I could do was smile sadly at her words. True, I had been forced in that situation, but at the same time, I was the one who chose it. Did I really have the right to be pitied for that? (more…)

Neighbor Scientist – Chapter 1

Author’s corner: OPEN SPACE FOR THE THIRD STORY OF THIS SITE!

Contains non-sense, comedy, Sci-fi and Fantasy. This is a purely comedy one and no really underlying plot as of now.

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“Garden, this is Belladonna. Do you copy?” I said while putting on the small device near my ear. After a brief sound of static, I heard the reply in relief.

 

“Garden to Belladonna. We are copying loud and clear. it’s great to know you arrived just fine. Do you have anything to report already? Has the Locust made any movement yet?” Garden replied with his usual rough voice. I took some moment to take a deep breath before nodding..

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